Monday, May 1, 2023

Tired of press one for....press two for.... I'm pressing out!

 On Saturday, I wanted to make a quick deposit at a branch of Chase near Downtown. I had an appointment near Downtown and, due to lack of time, I decided to make the deposit rather than at my neighborhood branch.

Problem is, I was in my car and I wanted to make sure there was parking.

So, I called the bank.

There is a rolling message that says:  If you're looking for _________, press 1.  If you are asking about _________press 2. 

This went all the way to 5.  Needless to say, it didn't cover parking.  I pressed 0 thinking I would get a human.  That only brought back to the beginning.  And, they suggested you go to their website and, if you run into a problem, call back!  Huh?

After the third try, I gave up.  And I made the decision to leave Chase.

If this is the direction of banking, then Chase -- and all the other banks that follow suit -- are tone deaf.

So, I called another bank.  Same issue.  But when I called Fifth Third, I happened upon a human being.  I was so happy.  Today, I'm taking all of my $ out of Chase. 

No more pressing anything.  The only thing I'm going to press is the door on my way out of Chase -- for good!